{FUNCTIONING MAD AND SADLY}

So, so. Dear dancinbutterfly prompted something for my art meme and my brain obscured it somewhere along the way, because originally, it was supposed to be this:

Patrick stumbles upon Panic having a sweaty boypile orgy on tour. Frozen in shock, his cell phone vibrates and what ho, its Pete. And his question is "What're you doing now?" For some reason beyond him, Patrick tells him.

And now, going back to read and copy/paste that prompt, I realise I actually veered away from the point. *headdesk* And I'm so sorry if this is not what you wanted at all. If you like, you can prompt me again! I feel extra unhappy with it anyway because it's so messy and sketchy and I copped out on the porn, totally.


on the line; pete/patrick, p!atd (brendon/spencer/dallon/ian) gsf
by josiemus_prime
Hard R - NC-17
summary: "You don't have to do anything. Just tell me. Tell me what they're doing to Brendon, Patrick."

( mostly NSFW )

I AM AMAZED RIGHT NOW. I was just crossposting some stuff on angelsandkings when I came across their flashbang challenge: secrets and lies. So I put my sunglasses on and folded my arms, because hell yeah challenge accepted, and have now just finished THIS thing.

I mean, I WAS PRODUCTIVE? I STARTED AND FINISHED SOMETHING IN THE SAME NIGHT? AM I BIZARRO!JOSIE?

A Little Less Sixteen Candles AU
Pete/Patrick

I have a vague backstory for this picture in my head, but I'll leave you guys to think of one on your own :D

( There's blood splattered around so I'm not sure if SFW? Hmm. )

also on AO3

I lack inspiration to draw anything (LARGE-ISH IMAGES UNDER THE CUT), yada yada yada this post, yada yada these drawings:

( Party Poison's Day Off )

( bb!Mikey and Gerard )

( Sex with Gerard gives you wings! )

( Pete brings Patrick a llama! )

(also on AO3 here and here !)

Title: Alone With You
By: itsforscience (josiemus_prime)
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Song: Daisy by Brand New (lyrics)
Summary: The shared madness of Pete and Patrick.
Format: wmv
Length: 3:01 (youtube adds an extra second though, idek)
Disclaimer: LIES, LIES IN VIDEO FORM.

Master post with downloads and links (comment there is you wanna)


~*VIDEO CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES*~

For _slashygoodness! Because I owe her birthday fic from about 2 years ago, maybe. I don't even remember what the prompt for that was, but whatever. New fic! New prompt! Forget that old whatever thing... You won't hate me for that anymore, right?


(oh yeah pimpage, go check out chatfic_archive okay! ...like maybe? If you want to? I'd like you to :D?)

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how'd you like to waste some time
680 words
rating: uuuuh, R
pairing: Pete/Patrick, Andy/Mixon

Prompt: "the time Pete and Patrick were making out and went off to have sex and stumbled in on Andy and Mixon."


( jackass )

For the pxp_flashbang. Finishing this was pretty much the last thing I wanted to do, but I know Sarah would have poked me endlessly until I did. So you get fic that I'll finish up and post, and then I get to take a little hiatus. Not that I post fic very often anyways *hands* so whatever.

Many thanks go to languisity for doing the mix and helping me decide on what to actually write, and for your awesome support, dancinbutterfly for helping me unravel my own metaphors when I had no idea what the hell I was doing, to _slashygoodness for the quick beta, for not taking any of my crap ever (one of the many reasons I love you, bb) and for really helping me through this, you have no idea, and to fall_out_nurse and gcbenjigal for giving me that extra shove I needed to keep going when I didn't think I could.


A very special thanks and dedication goes to kittygrenade, Sarah, who's been my awesome cheerleader and helped me know where I was going with this. She's always been one of my biggest inspirations for even writing fic, half the stories I've written/will finish are for and because of her. I miss you so much, darling. I know you're up there watching over me, us (and the ninja babies), you were a wonderful person and friend and I'll always love you. I'm so grateful that I even got to know you. You'll be very lovingly remembered. ♥ This is for you.



(drip, drip, drop) little april shower by josiemus_prime
Pete/Patrick| pg| 7,480 words

awesome mix by languisity; I Wish I Could Tell You <3


Summary: Wing!fic set in the wake of their hiatus. In which Pete doesn’t deal well with the break, has a ring that no one seems to want, and Patrick gets his wings.

When Pete wakes up, he hears church bells ringing. It rings in through the curtains like the too-early morning sun. It rings in his ears and behind his eyes until he opens them. Pete strains to hear the bells until they start to fade, until he realises they were never really ringing in the first place.

I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine (A03)

For the ficlets100 drabble challenge. Here's my prompt table. Pete's a superhero! Because!


hang on to my cape by josiemus_prime
pete/patrick

( 047. Sky )

For the ficlets100 drabble challenge. Here's my prompt table. It's candles, man. It has to be at least a tiny bit kinky.


under my skin by josiemus_prime
pete/patrick

( 021. Candles )

For the ficlets100 drabble challenge. \o? Here's my prompt table.


hit you once by josiemus_prime
pete/patrick

( 033. Hairbrush )

I've had this idea stuck in my head a while now, but I didn't think I'd ever write it. Especially right now, with everything that's going on... but you know, we all need our escapes. Inspired by the jan 10 09 prompt at we_are_cities. Hope this turned out the way I wanted it to.

you can sing me anything
pete/patrick
by: josiemus_prime
g| 630~ words| bodyswap| "If I could attach our blood vessels so we could become each other I would. If I could open your body and slip up inside your skin and look out your eyes and forever have my lips fused with yours I would."



( bone structure to heart to voice to love )