I call it, “The Incompetent Heavily Eyebrowed Alpha”.

[justtothesea]

... or, “I Have Been Drinking Wine and This Seemed Like a Good Idea".

Okay, I drew this up tonight and made it into a gif:


Because languisity turned that thing we were talking about the other day into an actual something made of awesome and yeah, here, read it!

The incompetent alpha’s eyebrows formed two dark storm clouds over each eye, and the hyperactive teen frowned at the expression.

“What’s wrong, now? C’mon. Just tell me,” the teen demanded impatiently.

The werewolf’s frown deepened.

“I don’t know what you’re—you realize this isn’t a conversation, right? I just want to make sure we’re on the same page,” the younger man said, agitation coloring his voice.

“Stiles,” the alpha intoned solemnly, pulling the mole-spotted teen ‘s thin body toward his own muscular one.

“Yeah, buddy?” The words were muffled against the alpha’s thick shoulder. “Go ahead. Let it all out.”

“Shut up.”

“Stiles,” the wolf says again, his voice tinged with the the pale echo of longing. “Shut up.”

fin

Told ya, made of awesome. Oh, also: TUMBLR and AO3 because yeeeah.

Comments

[cybercandy]

I feel this should be compulsory reading for new fanfic writers.

You made history :)

[justtothesea]

Oh how different things could be, I probably could've used it at one time too ;)

:D!

[cybercandy]

Thing is, now that I'm aware of it I keep finding bad/obvious descriptors everywhere. It's like a curse...

[justtothesea]

Yes, oh man, I even see it in goodfic now. D: It should come with a warning that it cannot be unseen.