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[justtothesea]

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GERARD. GERAAAAAARD.

I don't even know, here I was having a Patrick Day (as in, I just found my tape with a million different Fall Out Boy interviews and Making Of's which all mostly include Patrick... how I have these, you will never know...) and then when I sign in I see Gerard asking people for a very specific car on twitter. And he's serious btw.

And then I laughed at something else about him but I don't remember what-- um, but anyway. So I go off for a while - Scrubs marathon on Comedy, u kno, u kno - and then when I come back I find this. And yeah it's kinda tl;dr. But. But. He is oh so very serious about that car (the specifics in order of awesome) and he just wants a good car, no a great car, no a good car. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. Who invented him? Someone like this doesn't just exist with this kind of brain function.

Ooooh, but my favorite part is the important part:

***Important***
No scams or hustles. I won't have cash on me, and I'm not important enough to kidnap, but if you've got the right car and the right "vibe" I can find us someone important enough to kidnap together- IN-THE-CAR-YOU-JUST-SOLD-ME. Like, for example, the Jonas Brothers. I have been on T.V. and I have access.

IDK IF I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN KIDNAPPING THE JONAS BROTHERS, GERARD. BUT I GUESS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO, AND I DO HAVE A FRIEND THAT WOULD APPRECIATE IT


Oh yeah and FRANK'S TIPS ON STAYING BRUTAL IN THE HAPPIEST PLACE.


I have a problem... nope, still not sorry

Comments

[shadow-hive.livejournal.com]

Ohh Gerard... *giggles*

Let's kidnap someone else too!

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

*grins* let's trick Gerard into thinking we're going to kidnap someone else, but then we just kidnap him

[shadow-hive.livejournal.com]

Yess. And his band

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

We can force porn-y shenanigans! In the car Gerard wanted, of course.

[shadow-hive.livejournal.com]

Of course! Cuse e'd be doing tat anyway

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just now they have an audience

[shadow-hive.livejournal.com]

Mmmm yep. And a camera

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

\o/ yeesss

[shadow-hive.livejournal.com]

:D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

Oh my gosh, I saw that and I was like "is he fucking serious?" then he made the second tweet and I was like "Geraaaaaaaard, I have your doppleganger and he's not nearly this cuuuuuuuuute!" Which, admittedly, gets me weird looks and glares from the doppleganger. But anyways! I sort of want to find Gerard and hug him or something. Then give Bob a puppy or something so he'll smile/not kill me.

And Frank, yesssssss!

In related news, I now follow all of MCR, save Ray. ._.;

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

i would like a doppleganger of Gerard I can train him to almost be as cute. I would like to hug Gerard and then proceed to do more... I would hug the hell out of Bob, I have a feeling he's all rainbows and marshmallows on the inside despite the whole "I will beat you down if you touch me" look

they are idiots ♥ and haha I would feel bad if I didn't follow Ray, so I do... >.>

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

The doppleganger gives good hugs, so he's forgiven. And we'd totally have to take a straight iron to that shit to get it to look even close to the current hair and that scares me. So we'll leave him be.

I don't know what his account is. I'm assuming his name... >.< But I am lazy and won't look.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

https://twitter.com/raytoro i am afraid yet fascinated wit the fact that his hair could swallow me whole... him and Joe should have a fro fight

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

Oh man, he knows how to use @replies! Yay! Also, Mega Man avatar. Man after my own heart.

Epic 'fro fight right there. The world end because of how epic it is. It'll end in a giant hairball of doom.

[fidelian.livejournal.com]

EVERY DAY IS PATRICK DAY.

(oh, Gerard.)

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

I KNOW BUT YESTERDAY WAS EXTRA PATRICK-Y

Gerard is made out of sunshine and stupid, I love him ♥