my OTP are used to each other's gross ways. and I find it endearing...

[justtothesea]

...


Okay so kittygrenade/completemachine and I were just flailing talking about Pete and Patrick and how our OTP is awesome and give us canon kinks that we love -- except watersports (uuh, but not that there's anything wrong with that if it's your thing!) -- all the time and are just &LOVE;. But the watersports topic lead to me going:

FML I re-watched the Piss Roulette video. Remember how everyone was all grossed out and didn't want to smell Pete's pee and Pete was trying to make them. But Patrick's just like *wanders over* *waits* and Pete's got his back turned and Patrick's still like *waits for Pete to see him waiting* and then when Pete does Patrick - VOLUNTARILY - smells the pee and wanders off and tells a story about it ♥

...

WTF HAVE THEY DONE TO ME THAT I FIND ANYTHING RELATIVE TO PETE'S GROSS PEE - OR PEE IN GENERAL - AN ENDEARING THING!?!?

I've posted the video before, but whatever. &THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM; MY FAVORITE, MOST ADORABLE, WEIRD, GROSS BOYSSSS ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Yeah, generally this is just a post about flailing over those two. JOIN IN BECAUSE IT'S FUN. And if you don't love them, really. JOIN IN ANYWAY AND FLAIL ABOUT THINGS BECAUSE IT'S FUN.


also LOLOLOL SARAH PUT IT PERFECTLY: THE WHOLE PEE THING WAS DISGUSTING UNTIL PATRICK WAS ALL LIKE *OH, PETE LET ME SMELL THAT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRANGE WE ARE*


YEEEEES, THAT IS THEM PERSONIFIED.

Comments

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

LMAO I COMPLETELY FORGOT HE WALKED AROUND WITH A TOWEL ON HIS HEAD. XD

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

THE TOWEL DOESN'T EVEN MOVE... WHICH MUST MEAN THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A FANGIRL IN DISGUISE. CLINGING TO PATRICK'S HEAD.

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

OH NOES!
QUICK PETE! SAVE YOUR POOR LOVER! (*is listening to My Poor Lover, but that really may or may not have a point at all*)

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

IT'S A RISK FOR PETE, TOO. BECAUSE TAKING SOMETHING OFF OF PATRICK'S HEAD WOULD BE REALLY, REALLY DANGEROUS

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

LIKE IT WOULD EXPOSE HIS SECRET OF BEING AN ANGEL OR SOMEHTING.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

HIS HALO WOULD POP UP LIKE "WHAT'S HAPPENIN' :D"

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT? PATRICK KEEPS IT CONSTANTLY HIDDEN MY HIS HATS!
SO WHENEVER IT COMES OUT IT LIGHTS UP THE ROOM!

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

I HAVE THIS WEIRD IMAGE OF HIS HALO BEING A SENTIENT BEING, AND IT HATES BEING COVERED IN HATS. HATES. AND THE CLINGY TOWEL WAS THE LAST STRAW GODDAMN D:<

SO NATURALLY ITS PLAN OF ESCAPE IS TO LET PETE SEE A GLIMPSE OF ITS LIGHT EVERY NOW AND THEN, UNTIL HE GETS SUSPICIOUS AND FREES HIM FROM THE CONFINES OF THIS TRUCKER CAP HELL >:D

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

LMAO OMG I LOVE IT!

AND WHEN IT IS FREE IT SHINES BRIGHT SPARKLES IN THE LIGHT.
PATRICK STARTS TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK AND LOOKS FOR SOMETHING TO COVER IT WITH, BUT PETE WAS A SNEAKY BASTARD AND HID EVERYTHING! SO NOW THE HALO FLOATS FREELY ABOVE PATRICK HEAD!
AND NOW THAT HIS HALO IS FREE HIS WINGS START TO GROW BACK!

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

AND PETE GETS REALLY INVESTED IN THE WINGS. FUCK THE HALO, THOUGH THE LIGHT IS NICE.

AND PATRICK'S LIKE, "... WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"

AND THEN THEY HAVE SEX. AND PATRICK ACCIDENTALLY STARTS TO FLY DURING. HAHAHAHA.

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

SINCE PATRICK CAN FLY NOW IT OPENS UP ALL THESE POSSIBLE PLACES TO HAVE SEX.

AND THEN PETE ASKS THE SLIGHTLY BIG QUESTION.

"CAN YOU HAVE SEX ON A CLOUD?"

[fall-out-nurse.livejournal.com]

random person who has quickly skimmed the comments and noticed the fic in the making would like to know why no one has written this wonderfully bit of happiness yet... like ever.

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

I honestly have no idea! D:

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

IKR WHERE IS IT, SOMEONE SHOULD TOTALLY WORK ON IT. SOMEONE NOT BEING ME.

[fall-out-nurse.livejournal.com]

I couls try but it may be a few weeks for this to get done... cloud sex would be awsome to write

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

Greatness takes ~time. I'm an enabler :D

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

PATRICK DOESN'T KNOW HOW HE FEELS ABOUT SEX ON A CLOUD, LIKE, WITH THE WHOLE BEING NAED IN THE SKY DOESN'T REALLY DO MUCH FOR HIM--

BUT PETE IS ALL "YES, YESSS SEX IN THE SKY WHERE PEOPLE CAN SEE, CLOUD SEX WITH PATRICK OM NOM NOM >>>:D"

AND PATRICK'S JUST LIKE "D:" BUT HE DOES IT.

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

THEN THEY HAVE TO FIND THE PERFECT CLOUD.
ONE THAT IS BIG, FLUFFY, AND SURROUNDED BY OTHER CLOUDS AS PROTECTION.

PATRICK WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME PRIVACY IN CASE PLANES AND BABY BIRDS FLY BY.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

AND PETE KEEPS CHOOSING THE MOST TRANSPARENT CLOUDS AND TRYING TO GET THINGS ~STARTED~ THERE AND PATRICK THREATENS TO DROP HIM.

ACTUALLY THAT, YEAH, FLYING SEX WOULD BE KIND OF REALLY DIFFICULT. PATRICK HAS TO MULTITASK PETE FUCKING HIM WHILE FLYING WHILE NOT DROPPING PETE.

HIS LIFE, SO HARD.

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

SO THEN HE OR PETE GET THE IDEA THAT HE SHOULD JUST RIDE PETE MAYBE? PETE COULD BE ALL "WELL GOD DID GIVE YOU THOSE INSANE THIGHS FOR A REASON."

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

OH HEY I MEANT TO LAST TIME I SAW YOUR POST, BUT BRB ADDING YOU ON MSN

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

LOL OKAY. I HAVE ADDED YOU BACK!

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

P.S THAT ICON IS LIKE THE OTHER HALF TO MINE ♥

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

LOL IT IS!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

You two are 'tarded and I love you. &hearts

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

This is what happens when we are left to our own devices!
We make crack! xD

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

Well, someone had to make with the crack while I was gone...

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

Did we do well oh, crack master????

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

Ehn, you did alright. Solid B+ effort.

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

*fist pumps* Awesome! I am pleased with the B+ =^-^=

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

Psh. B. That was Grade A crack, ok. HELLO, CLOUD SEX.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

Yeah, but Pete did not make vulgar jokes and did not go to Andy expecting him to have all the answers. B. Not even a B+ anymore...

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE YOU. Pete is Pete and Andy is vegan, IT IS IMPLIED THAT PETE MADE VULGAR JOKES AND ASKED ANDY AND HIS VEGAN POWERS.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

Implied but not stated. You lose. B-!

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

It should just be implied by their existence but ok, fine.


YOU GET AN F. F FOR NOT FICCING ANY OF THIS.

Me and Sarah, we're the dreamers. It's someone else's job to be making it ~*~real~*~

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

Why does it have to be my job?! I've got other fics to write, okay? And art to do. And, like, other shit. Take your dreams to Marie's fic fest.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

I care not for your "life" or whatever. You will make with the fic when I demand fic >:(

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

I am not your fic slave! Besides, I have a strict no wing fic policy I just made.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

why would you make that kind of policy ;__;

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

To spite you, duh.

[xolunchbox.livejournal.com]

I FUCKING LOVE PETE/PATRICK WATERSPORTS D:

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

THAT IS TOTALLY OKAY, DUDE, BECAUSE THEY KIND OF MAKE IT CANON

[xolunchbox.livejournal.com]

NNNGGHHHH

[shadow-hive.livejournal.com]

They're so cute! Obviously engaging in the hotness that is watersports!

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

\o/ every kink with them is canon, basically!

I LOVE THEIR FACESS

[shadow-hive.livejournal.com]

Yay! I wonder if scat is too...

*pets them*