I have been posting way too much lately, sorry

[justtothesea]

\o/ Just made a new post at moviescriptending, oh also, I changed the posting day to Wednesday because... well, because I suck. Go there and do that whole anonymous commentfic you guys do because it is good times :(?


I've been thinking about this whole deal people have been making about "Kradam" and who's moving on to that from bandom. And while I like it and the dynamic makes me *_* (straight/gay friends!), I doubt that I'll be ditching bandom for it anytime soon. Because I've never even really been into American Idol, and the pairing holds nothing over Pete/Patrick (bff OTP!) for me anyway.

But I do love me some Kris Allen. I don't even know, I think I mentioned that: Frank + Patrick = Kris Allen. I don't even know why I think that but I do.

Adam is like... Adam is like Gerard and Pete. Like, if Pete was standing on Gerard's shoulders maybe they'd be as tall.

But yeah, no moving day for me, my OTP is way too sweet to let go (onstage proposals, come on) oh, and I just remembered. That question Pete answered on the q&a about love?

Q: Pete, how do you know if you're in love for real? Like, that it's not just some stupid crush?
Posted by: CheyStumpWentz Jul 10, 2009

A: do you feel it in your heart or your head or your crotch? if its not all three than its probably just a crush.

And then I remembered the video of him saying it to Patrick:

♥

Comments

[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

LOLOL I love how Patrick was like I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU NOW. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT WAS NEVER HIS INITIAL REACTION TO PETE WENTZ. Like the first time they met Pete jump make out attacked Patrick and Patrick was like "MMPHRMMMRMMMRR!" and Joe was like "Oh yeah, he does that sometimes, it's not gay unless you like it!" And Pete was like "I liked it, but I'm not gay, no worries Pattycakes." And then he smooched on him again and Patrick just GAVE UP. And then the first time Pete heard Patrick sing...well THAT was like:

The first time that Pete ever heard Patrick sing, they were outside of a Safeway, just getting back in the car from picking up some things (Red Bull and Cheetos) they needed from the store. Pete turned the radio on automatically, and Patrick turned it away from the hard rock station and to the local oldies station. Pete made faces at him at first, but once he saw the look on Patrick's face, he took to grumbling only every other song, and on the really annoying ones.

And then suddenly, some song with Ray Charles and some old country dude came on, and Pete really set to grumbling and made to change the station.

"No, Pete, I like this song."

Pete grumbled and slumped back into his seat, shifting irritably. It was an alright song, but not to Pete's taste. Patrick seemed to really enjoy it, though, so Pete left it alone and even managed to quiet down. Pete was magnanimous like that.

When the second verse started, Patrick hummed the first few lines and then joined in, without abandon, almost like he'd forgotten Pet was there. And, okay, Pete had heard OF Patrick singing but had never been privy to it before. He whipped his head around to stare at Patrick, and his mouth watered and his throat went dry at the sight; Patrick was sitting up straighter, rather than slouched in on himself like he normally was, and he looked confident and fucking beautiful, and Pete almost ran the car off the road when he leaped out of his seat to kiss Patrick.

ALSO I DON'T KNOW HOW INTERESTED YOU WOULD BE THIS VIDEO AT AROUND 0:40, BUT.

JKLFHSNDJKGFSLK

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

I AM VERY INTERESTED IN THEM. I MEAN THAT VIDEO. WHAT DID I SAY?

*______*

YOU ARE THE BEST EVER. JSYK. BECAUSE THAT. THAT. OH MY GOD. I TOTALLY WON'T EVER BELIEVE THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN THE FIRST TIME THEY MET. AND JOE. AND PETE GRUMBLING. UGH. UGH. YOUR FACE.

I want that fic ;__; want

UGH and Patrick would be totally confused and trying to steer but it's hard because Pete is all over his face and he can't see. But they don't crash, because Pete parks them without actually getting off Patrick at all

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[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT SO. :D

JOE IS USED TO PETE'S SHENANIGANS BUT IS A LITTLE HURT THAT THEY NEVER HAPPEN TO HIM. IN THAT WAY WHERE IF THEY DID HAPPEN HE WOULD TOTALLY HAVE TO KILL PETE. JUST ON PRINCIPLE. PATRICK WAS SADLY MISINFORMED ABOUT PETE WHEN JOE TOLD HIM "Oh yeah, our bassist is kinda weird, just so you know." AND PETE TOTALLY GRUMBLES ABOUT PATRICK'S OLD MAN TASTE IN MUSIC ALL THE TIME. "Patrick can't you ever get any, y'know, NEW music? Like music where you were BORN when it was written?"
So Patrick goes out and buys a Kelly Clarkson CD and plays it every time Pete is in the car and they both want to rip their ears off their heads and throw them at each other but Patrick is DETERMINED to show Pete that he does listen to modern stuff sometimes and Pete thinks that Patrick actually LIKES this shit so they're both just in the car and finally Patrick can't take it anymore and like takes the CD out of the player and breaks it in half and throws it out the window and off the freeway and then is like "OKAY PETE YOU WIN." And then Pete is like "D:?" and then Patrick explains what happened to him and then Pete laughs at him and smooches on him. Which is like his version of a MANLY BRO HUG, or something.

PETE WENTZ DOES NOT HAVE TO BE THE ONE DRIVING TO PARK A CAR. (also I totally read that last sentence as "weithout actually getting Patrick off" and I was like "lol poor Patrick. HE JUST WANTS SEX. JUST NOT IN THE CAR WHILE HE'S DRIVING, PLZ.)

(Also thank you by the way, comment not!fics are my favorites to write. :D EXPECT TO SEE A LOT OF THEM.

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[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

LOL I LOVE IT.

\o/ not!fic IT'S MY FAVORITE TO ANYTHING. I don't know what that means. But !!!!

JOE JUST LIKES BEING INVOLVED, IS ALL. Joe kind of understates everything, he doesn't mean to, he just always sounds like he is. Patrick learns this when one day Joe says, "car's comin'" and a car screeches to a halt like one inch away from Patrick's face and the car behind it crashes into it. Patrick gets seriously cautious whenever Joe even says, "shoe's untied" now.

MANLY BRO HUGS. For Pete, like, an actual hug is like giving him the finger. And he gets all offended and badmouths the person that did it to Patrick and Patrick doesn't actually know that the person gave Pete a hug or whatever, so he like, musters all of his courage to confront them and is all, "WHERE DO YOU GET OFF..." and Pete's just "YEAH! YEAH! THAT SON OF A BITCH OVER THERE HUGGED ME, TOO. WITH A PAT ON THE BACK, LIKE WHAT'D I DO TO DESERVE THAT, DUDE?" and Patrick's mid-sentence going, "HE'S A NICE GUY AND-- what."

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[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

YEAH, OKAY. JOE SEES HIS BANDMATES AND THE LOVE THEY HAVE FOR EACH OTHER (well, the love Andy has for Matt Mixon that is totally just as straight as the love Nick Scimeca has for De'Mar, no really it is) and he just wants to be a part of it! NO PETE THAT DOES NOT MEAN HE'S OKAY WITH THE TONGUE DOWN HIS THROAT. ANDY STOP LAUGH IT'S NOT FUNNY. PATRICK HELP.
LOLOLOL There should be a five times meme that's like "FIVE TIMES JOE TROHMAN HAS ALMOST KILLED SOMEONE WITH HIS UNDERSTATING WAYS AND ONE TIME HE ACTUALLY OVERSTATED AND EVERYONE GOT HURT ANYWAY."

MEANWHILE THE POOR DUDE IS JUST LIKE "I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A HUG". lolol poor Pete. THE FANGIRLS ALL WANT TO HUG HIM, LIKE, WHAT? And he want to kiss everyone who comes to their shows but Patrick says that's sexual harassment and pedophilia in most cases and then Pete sadfaces at everything and then bucks up and hugs the fangirls and even manages to SMILE for their pictures even though it hurts him in his insidey parts.

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[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

JOE WANTS BROMANCE. THAT'S ALL HE'S SAYING. HE SHOULD HAVE A REALITY SHOW. HE SAYS THAT SARCASTICALLY BUT SOMEONE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY SO HE ENDS UP GETTING ONE. BUT HE TRIES TO SEND HIMSELF HOME EVERY WEEK, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW THE SHOW WORKS AT ALL AND HE HAS TO GIVE SOMEONE A GUITAR PICK EVERY WEEK.

LOL OMG PETE ♥

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[ginnie-jazz.livejournal.com]

THE BROMANCER. That needs to happen. Totes.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH THE CAPSLOCK YET.

I THINK MY BRAIN WENT "Fzzzt" AND DIEDDDD I LOVE YOU.

[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

D: I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOUR BRAIN. I WOULD TOTALLY GIVE IT MOUTH TO MOUTH BUT BRAINS ARE SLIPPERY AND GROSS. HOLD ON, I'LL GO GET BERT, MOST OF WHAT HE PUTS IN HIS MOUTH CAN PROBABLY BE DESCRIBED AS "SLIPPERY AND GROSS". Unless what he's putting in his mouth is Quinn's dick, in which case it's just slippery. And okay it's a little gross because it's a member of the Used but IT'S QUINN so Bert totes forgives him for it.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

IDK HOW MY BRAIN FEELS ABOUT BERT GIVING MOUTH TO MOUTH TO IT. BUT IT LIKE, HAD TO GO ALL DEAD ON ME AND EVERYTHING SO IT DOESN'T GET A SAY. AND NOW IT GETS QUALITY BERT TIME. like Quinn's dick WHAT

[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

BUT IT LIKE, HAD TO GO ALL DEAD ON ME AND EVERYTHING SO IT DOESN'T GET A SAY. AND NOW IT GETS QUALITY BERT TIME

QUINN SAYS THAT THIS IS THE WAY THAT A STARTLING NUMBER OF BERT'S SEXCAPADES START, TRUFAX.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

I BELIEVE THAT. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW HE MET GERARD. ONLY GERARD JUST LOOKED DEAD AND HE WAS ONLY LYING ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE THE COUCH WAS REALLY FAR AWAY, LIKE IN THE OTHER ROOM, AND EVEYBODY LEFT HIM THERE BECAUSE HE JUST KEPT GOING "UUUUUUHHHHHH" AND SCRATCHING HIS NUTS AND THEN HE GOT TOO LAZY TO BE DOING THAT SO HE JUST LAY THERE AND STARED UP AT THE CEILING. WISHING HE HAD LIKE A BACKSCRATCHER OR SOMETHING. AND BERT SAW HIM AND THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD AND JUST SHRUGGED LIKE "WHY NOT" AND TOOK OFF HIS PANTS.

[ginnie-jazz.livejournal.com]

AND AT THE TIME GERARD WAS JUST LIKE "eh, whatever, I'll deal with it when I get up" AND THEN FRANK FOUND THEM AND HE MADE SADFACES AT EVERYTHING, AND THEN HE TOTALLY GOT WORM TO TRY TO KILL BERT. And then Brian had to explain things and there was lots of sadfacing and overdramatic sighing and 'mylifesohard'ing and then there was hugging and cuddles and handshakes and Brian seriously pulled up the job ads for whatever little piece of shit town they were in trying to find a job that wouldn't make him crazy and then Bob gave him a blowjob A BACKRUB and everything was okay again.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

Everything except Bert, who woke up in a daze the next morning all "HEY. WHERE'D MY CORPSE GO?"

[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

And then Gerard got all hurt and like "YOU ONLY WANTED ME 'CAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD YOU CREEP" and then Bert's like "Yeah" and then they have this ENTIRE discussion on how you can't get dead girls pregnant or something and besides the dead don't talk back or make you stop if you go too hard, and then because they are THEM they decide that this makes perfect sense and they must be ~in love. So then Bert and Gee go off to make out/have creepy sex and Frank goes off to sulk in a corner in an entirely manly fashion and Brian is trying to figure out whether or not to put "manager of rock bands" onto the brand new resume he's writing so he has something to give the boss he's interviewing with tomorrow because he can't do this shit anymore when Bob picks him up and puts him back on the bus and they sleep together on the couch and get shit forevermore from Jepha and Quinn the next morning. AND THAT IS THE STORY OF HOW BERT AND GERARD GOT TOGETHER.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

I THINK THE STORY OF HOW THEY BROKE UP IS THE SNOT STORY YOU WROTE ON YOUR JOURNAL.

It was like, they wanted different things, you know, Bert wanted to not wash his hair and hump Gerard in his sleep and Gerard wanted to not have snot in his hair anymore. Actually, Gerard doesn't even have a problem with the not-washing the the hair and the sleep humping. It was that he had to start having showers and washing his clothes to get the snot out ;__;

Frank was like, totally up for volunteering with the cleaning though. It made him so happy :') he even tried to clean Bert up a little

[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

LOLOL it totally is.

I'm actually fully convinced that Bert drove Frank up the wall with his lack-of-cleanliness. The rest of the Used were okay - Jepha had to keep clean because of all of his piercings (after all how fun is an infected PA?) and Branden and Quinn were only slightly worse than him - but Bert was just DISGUSTING and it made Frank insane! So he totally enlisted the help of the entire tour in an effort to get Bert clean. He bought like 80 SuperSoakers and they put soapy water in all of them and lied and said it was pee if Bert asked, because BEING SPRAYED WITH PEE IS OKAY, BUT BEING SPRAYED WITH SOAPY WATER IS NOT? Bert McCracken logic, what can I say. Frank invented a points system and handed out gummi bears and clean underwear to the person who got the most points at the end of the week. It was usually Bob or Brian, because Bob is intimidating and could hold Bert down and Schechter is SCHECHTER, but sometimes Ray won through sheer determination and earnestness (and a desire for clean underwear. Frank kept stealing his!). What was really surprising was the time that GERARD won, but he thought that there really WAS pee in the SuperSoakers and was totally mad at Bert that week for some reason, so he sprayed him down every chance he got.
And then when Gerard and Bert broke up, Gerard took a really ridiculously long shower and came out all pink and damp and CLEAN and Frank totally creamed his pants. I mean, kissed Gerard. And then creamed his pants.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

I THINK THIS IS THE TRUEST OF CANON FICS THAT THERE EVER WAS. NO LIE. HOW ELSE COULD IT HAVE POSSIBLY GONE DOWN?

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE JUST SO MOTHER FUCKING CUTE I WANT TO SQUISH THEM!

WE HAVE PROOF THAT PETE IS A CRAZY STALKER FOR PATRICK AND I LOVE IT SO!
*TWIRLS THEM AROUND*

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

DUDE, WE HAVE ENOUGH PROOF TO CONDUCT A STUDY... IDK.

REMEMBER WHEN WE TWEETED EACH OTHER ON MSN AS THEM YESTERDAY? THAT WAS FUN

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

LOL WE DO! IT WILL BE A STUDY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!


AH! THAT WAS ALL SORTS OF FUN! I LOVED IT SO! WE SHALL HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN SOON...REAL SOON!

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

TWEETING AS THEM IS FULL OF ♥ ALSO IT'S WAY TOO ENTERTAINING

THEY WILL HAVE TO BE NAKED WHEN WE CONDUCT THIS STUDY. BECAUSE... I SAID SO.

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

IT IS! IT IS. I JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLIER TO CATCH YOU ON MSN!


AND THERE WILL HAVE TO BE SOME INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING TO FIND OUT IF PATRICK BLUSHES ALL OVER!