that thing is huge ;__;

[justtothesea]

Uuuuuegh spiders. I hate them so much, it pisses my family off because I'll wake one of them up at like 4am to kill it.

But you see, Patrick Stump would get spiders for me :D you know, if you don't tell him to "hold on" at all. And if Justin helps.

Pete would--no wait, that's a ~spoiler. Watch the video first.

Oh also, new post is up kind of got it in a little late there... say nothing.

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[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

I love how in a room full of grown men, it took them almost ten minutes to remove a spider. ROCKSTARS ARE PUSSIES. ._.
(NGL, there's one about half that size living outside my window right now. But we have an agreement. I attract many many buggies to her web with my awesome light, and she stays out of my room. So far, it's worked out pretty well.)
LOLOL, Andy Hurley I adore you. "I'm going to shout advice to you from across the room so the spider won't touch my princesshairs! And after it has been successfully removed from the corner of the wall, I shall declare it a thing to be studied!". Oh, Andy...

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

This is bandom as we know it: girls that look enough like boys to pass for boys but are actually girls. And Andy is a vegan.

if I see a web a few feet away from me I'll wait for whoever I'm walking worth to walk through it (if they don't notice it) so the path is cleared for me. also i feel really guilty when i kill spiders sometimes (when i have no choice but to kill it myself) even though i hate them, idk

Andy goes insane, I get the whole sports fan thing now, oh my god. PATRICK JUST WANTED TO GET SOMETHING THINNER TO SLIDE UNDER THE CUP, ANDY. "NO JUST LIFT THE CUP A LITTLE! DO IT! DO IT!" I love him like 10 times more now.

"YEEEEEAAAH, TEAMWORK!"

[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

Bandom: WHERE THE GIRLS ARE NOT THE ONES IN THE GIRLPANTS.

Ha, I'm the same way about killing them. Actually the only things I don't feel guilty about killing are flies. And hornets. But those assholes deserve it.

I would not lift that cup if they paid me. THAT IS A BAD IDEA, ANDY HURLEY. IF YOU WANT IT LIFTED SO MUCH, WHY DON'T *YOU* GO LIFT IT, HUH? HUH? PUNK.
ILhim too. He is one of my favorites. THE PRINCESSHAIRS AND THE BEARD DO NOT MATCH...BUT THE PRINCESSHAIRS AND THE GIRLVOICE DO. Mixon is totally the man in their epic 'no homo' lifepartnership.

THAT NEEDS TO BE AN ICON.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

I feel guilty killing flies, when I was little I had a pet fly that followed me around--actually, it was probably just a lot of different flies that I saw at different times but I just pretended they were all the same one--his name was Pete- which. Huh. Well.

BUT IF ANDY HELPS HOW WILL HE GIVE ADVICE. HE CAN'T DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME, OK? SOUND LOGIC.

My sister said something akin to that when we saw them on Cribs the other day, but it went something like; "are they gay together?" ._.

[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

We have fruit flies that invade our house and seriously have to come from negative space or something. We've named them all after various Weasleys. AND YOUR FANDOM WAS DESTINED FROM THE BEGINNING, OKAY. DESTINED.

ANDY HURLEY IS A ONE-TASK KINDA DUDE, I SEE. Poor Matt. HE WANTS HIM TO DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE - LIKE TALK *AND* UNLOAD THE DISHWASHER, BUT NO. NO, ANDY HAS TO DO ONLY ONE. He has tried many times to teach him to walk *and* talk, but it just doesn't work. ALL OF THE AWESOME DRUMMER ABILITIES HAVE MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO ACTUALLY, Y'KNOW, FUNCTION. Poor Andy. We should start a foundation.

NGL, I seriously burst out laughing when I read this...

LOOK HOW LONG IT'S TAKING ME TO REPLY TO THINGS D:

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

MY FANDOM WAS PREDETERMINED BY PETE WENTZ. HE SENT A PETE-FLY TO ME. IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN THEN. IF ONLY.

I just got this weird image of Andy walking and then he starts trying to talk and collapses, because he can't ;__; the doctors don't think that he ever will.

Re: LOOK HOW LONG IT'S TAKING ME TO REPLY TO THINGS D:

[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

IT IS OKAY, AT LEAST YOU ARE REPLYING. *thumbsup*

Surprisingly enough, I don't doubt that. o.O PETE WENTZ HAS THE TECHNOLOGY. IT'S IN GABE'S BASEMENT.

THAT IS SUCH A SAD IMAGE. OH MY GOD. POOR ANDY. We're definitely starting a foundation now. ;__;

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[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

PETE WOULD, but he'd be like... DNW TO DO MATH RN, BUT HE'D BE YOUNGER AND NOT IN FALL OUT BOY AT THE TIME I MADE FRIENDS WITH THE PETE-FLY.

And then he starts yelling at everyone to help him up and they're all "WE'RE TRYING, BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP TALKING ANDY." And he's like ;___; and goes all quiet so that he can get up. WHY IS THIS TURNING SAD.

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[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

HE HAS ALWAYS HAD THE TECHNOLOGY. That's how he managed to ~woo Patrick. EVERY TIME HE DID SOMETHING TO PISS HIM OFF HE WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND NOT SAY THAT THING. IT WAS LIKE SIMS! Only then the fabric of space and time started falling apart around him so he had to stop. The time police gave him identifying marks (his tattoos) so everyone knows to stop him before he messes up time anymore.
BUT HE WENT FORWARD IN TIME AND WAS LIKE "DAMN. I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS!" SO HE SENT OUT A WHOLE BATCH OF STRANGE AND UNUSUAL THINGS, LIKE FLIES AND STRAY DOGS AND, IDK, ALOE VERA PLANTS, AND THE PEOPLE WHO FOUND THEM WERE ~DESTINED TO LOVE FOB FOREVER. Trufax. I WAS THERE.

;________; I HAVE A SOLUTION! They hire a big dude to haul him around in a little red wagon so that he can talk AND be mobile at the same time! IT IS A HINDRANCE BUT HE HAS LEARNED TO SURVIVE.

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[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

JKHJKGHF. WELL. THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. I GUESS. I MEAN. WAIT WHAT YOU WERE THERE ARE YOU THE TIME POLICE, DID PATRICK EVERY FIGURE OUT THAT PETE WAS MESSING WITH THE FABRIC OF TIME TO MAKE HIM NOT HATE PETE?

And Mixon's just looking around at all of them and is like, "YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT THERE'S ACTUALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM, HE JUST THINKS THERE IS, RIGHT?"

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[rockerelly.livejournal.com]

UM. YOU HEARD NOTHING. *goes back in time*
Patrick eventually puzzled it out when he caught Pete staring at this little remote (THAT IS HIS TIME TRAVELING DEVICE) all remorseful and stuff, and so Patrick messes with it when Pete's asleep and the Time Police show up and are like "OH FUCK NOT THIS GUY AGAIN - WAIT NEW GUY. Um." And then Patrick gets the total explanation AND HE SHOULD BE ANGRY AT PETE, HE SHOULD, but he's not because that was actually kind of sweet. Sweeter than the flowers Pete kept trying to give him randomly, anyway.

And then Andy's like "SHUT UP, MIXON." and he tries to get out of the wagon while he's still talking AND HE DOES IT and Mixon just gives him this little smirk like "yeah, proved that. Bitch." and then Andy tries to make up for it by collapsing randomly BUT EVERYONE KNOWS, ANDY. EVERYONE KNOWS. So then he gives up with that whole act. BUT HE STILL WILL NOT CATCH GIANT SPIDERS.

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!! IT TOOK THEM ALMOST TEN MINUTES TO CATCH A SPIDER!

AND PATRICK!

AND ANDY SHOUTING FROM AFAR!!!!

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE JUST STANDIND THERE IDEK. THEY'RE SUCH PUSSIES.

PATRICK IS A REAL MAN! YOU KNOW, EVENTUALLY.

ANDY MAKES ME LOL EVERY TIME I HEAR HIM

[kittygrenade.livejournal.com]

(ALSO PATRICK SORT OF SKIPPING IN THE OPENING WAS ADORABLE)

"I WAS READY. I WAS ABOUT TO JUMP IN THE POOL, THEN ITS 'HOLD UP, HOLD"
AND HIS LITTLE FACE WHEN HE EXPLAINS WHY HE WON'T DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT SCARE PEOPLE. GAH!


"I BELIEVE IN YOU" THE UNSPOKEN FROM AFAR IS JUST AWESOME.
OH, ANDY.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slashygoodness/]

...Pete eats it, doesn't he? I'm not going to watch this because I will vomit all over myself and my laptop because I'm that afraid of spiders. But I do want to see Andy being all Andy... Conundrum.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

He does not, watch it. Watch it now or I will send him to your house and make him drink his pee right in front of you.

ALL THAT HAPPENS IS PATRICK BEING AWESOME.And Andy. Okay? Okay, watch it.

[ferardx3.livejournal.com]

DUDE IT KNOWS THE PLAN.


omg patrick. *grabby hands* I WANT HIM FOR MY BEDROOM CAUSE THERE ARE LOTS OF SPIDERS. HE WILL TOSS THEM OUT THE WINDOW AND MAKE GESTURES LIKE A RAPPER.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

LOL AND ANDY'S REASSURING THEM LIKE, "NO HE DOESN'T, HE DOESN'T KNOW THE PLAN." LOL, YOU DO IT IF YOU'RE SO SURE ANDY.

I WANT PATRICK IN MY BEDROOM FOR OTHER THINGS, BUT YES THOSE ARE A FEW OTHER GOOD REASONS TO HAVE HIM THERE. Ugh, if I saw him make rapper gestures at me irl I would probably just be all *___*

[losingmy-sanity.livejournal.com]

OMG. i didn't get to watch this with sound cause i'm at the library and i am very sad cause i read the comments and now i really wanna hear everything.

i'm TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS. and i'm vegan. and i feel absolutely dreadful when i have to kill one. actually i never kill them, i make people come get them for me and sometimes they kill them. i wake my mom up all the time.

i'm going to have to come back and say more when i get to hear the sound.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

Uuuugh I hope you hear it soon, you need it in your life!

LOL I'm the same only I'm not vegan, I feel insanely guilty killing them (whenever it comes to that D:) uuugh, my sister saves them sometimes though. I am used to getting this lecture from everyone : "They're more afraid of you then you are of them." THEN WHY DO THEY KEEP COMING NEAR ME D':

[ohfreckle.livejournal.com]

LOL Pete is such a pussy, he's lucky to have a Patrick at all times.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON oh my god that's so perfect.

Pete probably wakes him up to kill spiders all the time. Patrick seemed used to it.

[ohfreckle.livejournal.com]

This post was actually the inspiration for that icon, Patrick as the big spider hunter ;D

Yeah, he was all again?, and Pete all ewwwwww. I'm still laughing that it took several grown men to get rid of that spider.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

\o/ This time Patrick the Spider Hunter was puched too far, though. Tiny spiders he can handle, but this? He had to call in backup. Really useless backup.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

Or you know, *pushed. Whatever spelling.